Memoirs Of Last Week
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Several days ago, things in my life took a most interesting, pleasurable turn for the better. I was blessed to make a new friend. She’s the kind of woman men like me dream of their entire life from the moment they pay the toll to pass through to puberty. She has dark, long, luxuriously thick hair. I imagine her skin is as smooth and soft as the finest silk cloth. Her figure is not know to me, but what little I have seen of her shape is not only dangerously enticing to me, but very seductive and certainly unforgettable. Her saucy humor is the marinade for my fillet of foolery, but when I saw a good picture of her eyes, well my friends, THAT was a TKO!! It’s so rare for me to be enticed so by the cyber-charms of a woman. As those who know me will attest to, most often it takes me several minutes to look at anything other than the legs and ass of a lady I find as captivating as I find her. What you won’t believe escort izmit is that I’ve seen neither her legs nor her ass! Naturally, yes, I’m curious, anxious, hoping to discover what treats her lower body has for the seeding of my dreams of her, but I dare not mention this to her! She was kind enough to tell me right from the start that she won’t ‘cyber’ nor post/send pictures, so you see, I cannot risk loosing her friendship just to satisfy my curiosity. Sure… she knows she makes me horny as the guy with three penises. (His pants fit him like a glove!) Alright. I’ll give you a moment or two to ponder that if needed. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. (Drumming my fingers on the desk) OH! Now you get it!! Three penises and two legs – pants fit like a glove! LMAO!!! Okay. So now, back to the reason you’re reading this dissertation. Certainly! I know she likes to tease me, and I enjoy it – probably as much as izmit escort she does. She teases me relentlessly by either having her phrasing coated in the sweetness of sexual innuendo or she’ll just come right out and toss a hand grenade in my pocket when I’m not looking. If I ever meet her in person I will bow down before her. Not as a surrender. Certainly not! I will bow before her to show my admiration and respect for her being strong enough to share her personality with me so freely. Our bantering is all in fun. We both know that we will be cyber-friends and potentially will become very close emotionally months down the road, but as for ever meeting face to face, well, let’s say it’s most unlikely it will ever happen. I’m sorry to reiterate so often, but I tell ya, her meticulous sentence phrasing is phenomenal. If we were boxing opponents, she’d have my butt backed izmit kendi evi olan escort into a corner many times! I’d fight my way back to center ring, but I bet I’d get winded doing so. She‘s fast, clever, and intelligent. A ‘deadly’ combination for a guy such as myself. FYI: No, I cannot tolerate boxing. I think it’s stupid. In any event, it’s undeniable she enjoys trying to fluster me. I’m secure enough in my masculinity to openly admit that she has done just that very thing several times over. She said recently that I was easy to please. My reply was, ‘No way! – LMAO!!’ I thought I had set her straight on that concept because I swear I had her staggering around the ring, but she came back swinging and landed the, “I seem to easily please you so I must be what you have wanted all your life” upper cut. DANG! She almost landed a knock out punch there, and it was all above the belt! Damn! She’s good!! I was the one staggering now. As I danced around the ring I asked her if that was a rhetorical question, thinking it would take the heat off me for a moment. WRONG! She walked right over and kicked me in the ass with, “I‘m waiting for an answer.” DING! DING! DING! WHEW! Round over.
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