Joke for today

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Joke for todaySigns That You Might Need A New Lawyer* During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy. * Every couple of minutes he yells, “I call Jack Daniel’s to the stand!” and proceeds to drink a shot. * He places a large “No Refunds” sign on the defense table. * He begins closing arguments with, “As Ally McBeal once bakırköy escort said …” * Just before trial starts he whispers, “The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?” * Just before he says “Your Honor,” he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers. * beşiktaş escort The sign in front of his law office reads “Practicing Law Since 2:25 PM.” * Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, “Whatever.” * He giggles every time he hears the word “briefs.” * Giggles hysterically beylikdüzü escort at the mere mention of the Penal Code. * Constantly raising objections to the “vibes” he’s getting from the jury. * Every time the judge sustains one of his objections, he screams, “Yahtzee!” * Offers to waive his usual fees in exchange for your panties. * You met him in prison. * He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. * When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. * He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.” * He asks a hostile witness to “pull my finger.” * A prison guard is shaving your head.

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