ProfNigma Stories #5: If Wishes Were Hornets #15

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ProfNigma Stories #5: If Wishes Were Hornets #15iCarly/Victorious: If Wishes Were Hornets #15 – Gibby”I wish I still had that chicken suit.”Gibby was awoken with a start and his head was absolutely killing him. He looked around his bedroom, and saw his br*ther Guppy standing over him and staring at him. This was a normal morning in his house, but after he really started waking up, he knew something was wrong. He was almost positive that he went to bed in Los Angeles, so how did he wind up back in his room in Seattle?He pushed his br*ther off him and raced over to check his phone and saw that the date was right. It was December 22, for sure, and he was definitely back home from the trip. He looked around his closet to see if his suitcase was around, wondering if he was passed out for the whole trip back home, but everything seemed to be in order like he never went on the trip at all.Everything from the last few days was starting to blur into an absolute dream, and he wondered if any of it ever happened.”That was a pretty intense dream,” he said aloud to no one in particular as he headed downstairs. His mom and br*ther were already down there eating breakfast.”Well, hey there sl*epyhead,” she said softly. “I thought you were never going to come downstairs this morning. I had to send Guppy up to get you.””Happy birthday!” the young boy shouted, still repeating the only phrase he seemed to know.Gibby sat down and joined his f*mily for some breakfast, his mind still scanning for whether or not everything he knew had been a dream, or if this was the dream. A quick painful pinch answered that question. He looked for signs from his f*mily to see if he had been missing recently, and even dropped a few hints but his mom just smiled and told him everything was fine.”Mom, I think I might head over to Carly’s today if that’s cool.””Why?” she said with a startled look.”Ummm… because I kinda want to see my friends.””Well, you might have to look a little further for Carly… she left a month ago to go to Italy, remember?””What?” Gibby had never been more lost in his life.”Happy birt-“”Not now, sweetie,” his mom said softly. “Yes, hun, she moved to be with her dad.””But Spencer’s her-“”I’m gonna stop you there, Gibby. How many times do I have to tell you that he’s her br*ther, not her dad. And I don’t like you hanging out with just him… he’s gotten… weird since his s*ster left.”Gibby’s mind was reeling. It was a reality check that he wasn’t quite ready for and he found himself running up to his room before he even realized he’d moved. A part of him was hurting because he really had a crush on Carly and, despite knowing he never stood a chance, her apparently moving a world away still made him feel awful.The teen looked out his window and stared down at the city, the sky and horizon looking a lot whiter than he’d ever seen before. Maybe it might snow later, but something about the lack of colour just seemed a bit sinister.Gibby reached for his phone and quickly called Freddie up, hoping he could clear some things up. The phone rang and rang and finally kurtköy escort Freddie picked it up, sounding annoyed.”What do you want, Gibby?””Oh… sorry if I’m like interrupting or anything. Just thought I’d see how you were doing.””No different than when we talked last week,” Freddie said, the hostility in his voice nearly palpable. “Still depressed.””About Carly leaving?””Duh… and losing Sam hurt just as much. Now I’m all alone here in this city.”Gibby looked around, making sure he was actually still in Seattle. “I’m still here, man.””I was talking about women, dude. And we talk like once a week. Ending iCarly really put a hamper on hanging out with people. I’m working on a paper for when classes start back-“”Hey…” he said, Freddie’s words just now reaching him, “what happened to Sam?””Oh, come on, man… Are you intentionally fucking with me?””Ummm… no… I’m just a little confused today.””God… when are you not? Sam left on her motorcycle the night Carly left and never looked back. I was just working up the nerve to ask her out again when she bolted. Heard she’s doing some babysitting job with the weird redhead from that party we went to a while back in LA.””Oh… you mean, Cat, right?””Umm… yeah, I think that’s her name. How did you know that?””Just… good memory I guess.””Well, we only met her for like a minute at that thing so good job, I guess. Hang on a second.” There was silence on the end of the line for about a moment when Gibby heard Freddie from a distance shouting “What the hell?!” and then it was just static.Gibby tried calling the number again but all he could get was a ‘this is no longer a working number’ message. He tossed the phone onto the chair in his room, and all of a sudden a crack appeared along his bedroom wall.The crack looked odd because there was a light coming from it, and to make it even more odd, the crack went through things, including the chair and floor that lay before it. And it seemed to be growing every so often. Gibby wanted to get up and touch the crack, but he decided to test the crack first. This proved to be a good idea, as the pillow that he used to poke the crack was swallowed up in an instant.Gibby quickly backed away from the crack and started heading downstairs to tell his mom, but halfway down the stairs, he looked at his living room which was no just white. Not like it had white paint or there was white stuff there. There was literally just blank nothingness at the bottom of the stairs.Gibby raced back up to his bedroom and began to rock back and forth on his bed as the white light grew and grew and grew until he could see little more than the area around him.Just when he thought that he was going to get sucked into the light, a hand grabbed him and pulled him up on his feet.”Are you Gibby?” the voice asked.Gibby , now looking the guy square in the eyes, recognizing him as the teacher from the Hollywood school with the wishing thing, nodded, and in a flash, the two of them were gone.* * *”So, somehow, you managed to break the universe with a wish of yours, boy.”Gibby looked around aydıntepe escort him and he looked like he was in some sort of crazy science fiction lab. “Umm… I don’t understand what’s going on here.””Ok…” Sikowitz took a deep breath before beginning his explanation, “Last night, you made a wish on something I brought to that party, and while it isn’t strong enough to blow up the universe, somehow you asked for something that was the linchpin to how this universe works. So what did you wish for?”Gibby was stunned for several moments, his mind still trying to wrap itself around what was going on here. “I… uh… I just kinda wished for my chicken costume.”Sikowitz stared at Gibby for what felt like an hour trying to figure out how on earth that could make the universe implode. “OK then… so that apparently caused some sort of… problem.””I still don’t understand how me getting my chicken suit back caused the world to be destroyed.””Not just the world, the whole universe. And it’s quite simple really. Think of everything as a giant game of Jenga. In our lives, we build and remove stuff to make sure nothing falls apart. Now, imagine everyone is playing this Jenga game at the same time. You took out a piece that was integral to a lot of people’s lives and so the universe can’t cope with that much change. So we need to put things back together. When did you last have that chicken suit?”Gibby thought for several moments and mentioned that it had been almost a year. After some working back and forth, they got the date of the incident with the chicken salad iCarly bit. The teacher went to work on something on his computer and after several minutes, had a total “Ah ha!” moment before rushing back over to Gibby.”Ok, I can see why everything is unravelling. I want to show you what happened in your timeline, and what’s happened now. And I warn you… this might get a bit graphic… and I’m pretty sure all your friends are really messed up.”Gibby just said ok, as he looked at the computer screen in front of him, seeing two universes existing at once.”Ok, originally you left that chicken suit behind after making a big mess and the clean-up resulted in your friends Freddie and Sam sharing their first sexual experience. Your friend, Carly would join them and the three would experience an intense rebirth in that very moment. They seem to get around quite a bit and your friends Sam and Freddie date while Carly explores girls.”Gibby was stunned, completely unaware that any of this stuff was going on with his friends.”Ok, so here’s what happened now. You came back to help with the clean-up and got your chicken suit, which stopped Freddie and Sam from doing the deed, and since she never caught them, Carly never gets her experience either. None of the three of them have had any sexual experiences now, and things turn really heated between Sam and Freddie as they have so much sexual tension and nothing to do with it since neither wants to take a chance. This creates a fissure in the group and iCarly is done and less and less. Feeling like her friends tuzla içmeler escort are getting further and further apart, Carly takes her father’s offer to come live with him in Italy. And so your friendship falls apart with all of them.”Sikowitz took a deep breath and kept going, finally understanding why this was affecting him too.”Since the group fell apart, you k*ds never get offered the chance to go to that camp with all my students. So all the hook-ups that should have happened there take a very different turn. Also, you and I never get lost looking for Bigfoot, and without you, I apparently die in the woods. Which explains why I don’t fit with this, and could get away in my cupcake.”Gibby looked all over the rounded lab and realized that it really was shaped like a cupcake. “What-“”I had to build a float for a parade with my students, and afterwards, I just made it a lab.””Huh… that’s pretty awesome.””Yes, boy. Yes, it is. Anyway, without Freddie and Sam there, Beck and Jade don’t get with them, and end up back with each other out of loneliness. This means he gets with Tori, and since the k*ds never fooled around in the hot tub-” Sikowitz pulled from the computer. “Really?! You k*ds are just fornicating all over the place… Jeez…””I had no part in that…””Clearly… Moving on, no hut tub drinking, means Trina and Robbie dating, which honestly might be for the best, but whatever. Jade being back with Beck causes a rift between her and Cat. Beck still loses his f*mily member when he gets back, and has the same downward spiral, but with Tori and Cat not really being her friends anymore, she has no one to talk to about the problem, which gets very out of hand, and when she finally stands up to him about his drinking and dr*gs, Jade nearly dies from his assault. Though Tori is single, without the catalyst that Beck causes, Nate never really gets the chance to approach her, so he spends his time ogling her creepily. Back in your neck of the woods, Freddie never has a broken leg, so he doesn’t need Sam’s help so they never manage to get together. As I said, Carly leaves, Sam leaves and finds the lonely Cat, Freddie becomes cold and bitter, Spencer becomes more and more introverted and now he barely leaves the apartment. And then there’s you… who wrecked the whole blasted universe. I don’t understand why but you sir are the linchpin to the entirety of time and space right now.””Holy cow, man… how did… or how do we fix it? I really don’t want to live in that universe.””Well, there probably is a world out there where things played out like this, but if we don’t fix this universe fast, we’re all going to cease to exist and that is the world we’re all going to be trapped in. Which is a bummer… because I’m kinda dead apparently. All you have to do is not want your chicken suit anymore, and given the toll that it has taken on reality, you really don’t have much of a choice.”Sikowitz placed his hand on Gibby’s shoulder, and Gibby focused his whole being into wishing that things would return to the way they were supposed to be. He hoped that he wouldn’t remember any of this. Somehow the idea that all his friends had been screwing each other while he was none the wiser seemed almost like a betrayal of their friendship. He sucked up his pride and closed his eyes, and prayed that this worked.

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